Hey-ey, awards!
I've surfed many a webpage. Thus, I've seen many an awards page. I have yet to see one that isn't just awards from friends. When I do, I'll give them a cool award. If you're a friend, please send me an award.
These are the awards (probably from friends) I've won:
Ah. Nothing here.
These are the people (probably friends) I've given a cool award to: