I've seen award pages. I have yet to see one that isn't just awards from friends. When I do, I'll give them a cool award. If you're a friend, please send me an award.
Please.
I have nothin' else to look forward to but awards. The future isn't bright. China's gonna invade Taiwan, the Middle East is fallin' apart, America's on the verge of a civil war, corporations are changin' the laws, the world's fallin' apart! You GOT to give me an award! Before WWIII!