This is how to turn your old, crummy Windows 11 setup into an old, not crummy Windows XP setup, without downgradin'!

Previously, I talked on a whole lotta places about what I did to my poor, poor Windows 11 PC. Due to a whole lotta people wantin' me to, I decided to make a page describin' how any other guy can make his Windows 11 PC look like XP.

This is the biggest page on the website. B)

By the way, there's a lotta stuff here that can mess up your PC, so make sure that:

1. You trust me.

2. You trust yourself.

3. You trust Vindosecspi, the destroyer of... Somethin'; I don't know.

Note that, unlike the power of love, you may need a credit card to ride in this train. (Please keep readin'. Not all the trains have such a fare.)

Well, (in 8 not-so-easy steps), I'll show you what you need to do.

So, here we go.

1. The Desktop Background. (You don't know what you're in for...)

There's many pictures of Bliss online, but you want the authentic background, don'tcha?

I assume that you -- bein' someone who wants to make their PC as accurate to XP as possible, -- wants the original image bundled with XP.

So, here's a link to Bliss.bmp.

Be sure to set the scalin' for the desktop to stretch.

2. Rockin' The Casbah.

The new Windows 11 taskbar sux.

But XP's doesn't, so dremin made Retrobar, here's the link to that.

Once you install it, go into the Windows 11 settings (not Retrobar's) and turn on Automatically hide the taskbar.

This seems to make Retrobar more reliable.

After that, run Retrobar, right-click the taskbar, and go into its properties; there, you can change the settings to your likin'.

If you wanna have the default settings, configure the taskbar properties to look like the picture to the right. (I dunno why the theme list is blank; put Windows XP Blue for that one.)

And that should be all for the ta-

Oh, hold it, heel, stop, cease, halt, freeze, desist, and all that stuff.

Retrobar got a new update as I was makin' the draft for this.

That allows NetAnimate to do its thing. What's NetAnimate? It's a surprise tool that will help us later.

Also, one other thing, make sure to LOCK THE TASKBAR!

LOCK THE TASKBAR!

3. The Iconic Icons.

The icons are iconic. What's a desktop without icons? Here's a link to the Windows XP shell32.dll so you can have all the icons you need!

Also, don't replace 11's shell32.dll with XP's. Instead, just change the icons by hand. It's common knowledge how to do that, you don't need me to tell you. By the way, while you shouldn't replace shell32.dll with shell32XP.dll, you could put shell32XP.dll in System32 for ease of use; just make sure its filename is shell32XP.dll.

You may say, "Oh, what about IconPackager?"

Well, I tried it, but it didn't work well for me. It seemed to mess up quite a lotta stuff, so I'd not use it.

Also, you can't use the regular way of puttin' the My Documents and My Network Places on the desktop since the My Documents one doesn't say My Documents; it just has your name on it, and My Network Places just says Network, and you can't rename either of them.

So instead, you'd have to use shortcuts named My Documents and My Network Places that redirect to your documents and your network folder. (With their respective XP icons, of course.)

The problem is that all shortcuts on Windows 11 have a little annoyin' Windows 11 arrow in the corner of the icon, so I'll tell you how to get rid of that in the next step.

Here's the XP shortcut icon, so once you remove the 11 shortcut arrow in the next step, you can put the arrows on all of your other shortcuts with GIMP, or somethin'. Have lots of fun with that one.

Now, -- from what I've seen -- the default configuration of icons seems to be like this: My Documents at the top left, followed by My Computer right below it, My Network Places, and finally Internet Explorer followin' suit in that order.

The Recycle Bin's location is at the very bottom right.

I also don't use Internet Explorer, so I changed Internet Explorer to my version of what would be a 2001-2007 Google Chrome, which I very originally called Chrome Browser. Here's that.

Usually another icon you'll find below Internet Explorer is MSN Messenger, but I prefer Discord, so, as with Google Chrome, my '00s-esque Discord is named Discord Messenger. (Like Chrome Browser, the name ain't the best because I'm very stupid and can't think of a better name.)

The interestin' thing about Discord is that -- unlike that despicable Chrome -- you can install mods for it, so I installed BetterDiscord and installed a theme for it.

Also, I changed the icon for Discord's .exe file itself. I'm not gonna tell you how since this is a long enough page already.

By the way, you can see AIM in the image I show. It works, too.

Also, you might ask, "What about the labels for those icons? They are all Windows 11-ey!"

And that question brings with it the next things we'll have to do.

4. The Point Of No Return (a.k.a. The Icon Labels. (And, by extension, the fonts, along with a few other changes.))

This is the part where most people stop. Usually they get the taskbar, the icons, the background, and the start menu.

However, we aren't most people.

We want it to be as accurate to XP as possible, right?

RIGHT?

Cue Winaero Tweaker.

Now, Winaero Tweaker can really mess your PC up if you don't know what you're doin', so try not to make any PC-destroyin' adjustments.

When you first install Winaero Tweaker, you'll might get a few pop-ups sayin' that it's malware, but I haven't had any problems since I've installed it (and most people agree it's safe, too), so don't worry. (Trust me, I'm a totally respectable man. C'mon, please?)

So the first thing you wanna do when you go into Winaero Tweaker is disable Copilot. There's not really a reason why; I just don't like it.

Next, go to Advanced Appearance Settings and select Icons, then change the icon font to Tahoma and make the size of the font 8.

You can kill, like, 139 birds with one stone in Winaero Tweaker, though.

If you wanna make it even more accurate, go to Advanced Appearance Settings and select Menus, then set the font to Tahoma. When I did this, I set my font size to 9, since for some reason my computer downscaled the menu fonts by 1.

Yours probably doesn't, so you might wanna make it 8, but I'm not gonna check since I'm too lazy; just eyeball it.

And it's the same scenario with the Message Font tab, too.

You should set size 8 Tahoma for the Statusbar Font tab as well.

Finally, set the System Font to Tahoma. (There's no option for size on the system font, and please note that a lot, if not most, programs don't support these system changes, so don't get upset when you open a window and it isn't the size 8 Tahoma you wanted; it's just not supported for that program.)

If you want even more XP-ism, go to the regular old Appearance Settings and select Startup Sound.

Here's the XP startup sound.

Almost forgot, you can remove the shortcut arrow icon by goin' to the Shortcuts tab, clickin' Shortcut Arrow, and pressin' No arrow. (The reason you should press that instead of the classic arrow option is because in order to have the correct labels for all the icons on the desktop, you have to use shortcuts for the My Documents icon and the My Network Places icon, like I explained before.)

This last step is only for people who look into the real tiny details. Go to the Advanced Appearance Settings (Deja vu!), click on Icons, and set the horizontal spacin' to 75, and set the vertical spacin' to 67. (I'm not entirely sure of those numbers because Retrobar groups certain spacin's of desktop icons. Maybe Retrobar will get a new update that fixes that, but for now you'll have to settle the closest-to-correct icon spacin' of the icons.) (SPAAAAAACE!)

Restart your PC and look at the new old fonts! (If things didn't go so hot, Winaero Tweaker comes with things to help revert the changes.)

You might notice that, even though you changed all that, the fonts dont look pixel-ey like you know Windows XP's fonts do.

Truth is, XP's fonts can look like that, but most people don't enable it, so I'll show you how to turn off font smoothin'. (And, while we're at it, a couple other things.)

Go to the Windows 11 Settings (not Winaero's) and go to Accessibility and select Visual Effects.

There, turn off Transparency Effects.

You don't actually have to do this to turn off font smoothin', I just wanted to take a shortcut so we didn't have to do that later.

Now, to actually turn off font smoothin', search in the search bar for the word performance and click on Adjust the performance and appearance of Windows and turn it off in the tab that pops up. But there's also more settings here we can configure to make it feel more like XP. (It should be noted, once you turn off font smoothin' it doesn't just turn it off for the desktop. You live with the infinite pixellation for all of your life.)

Follow the picture's checkmarks. (Really, XP also has minimizin' and maximizin' animations, but they look nothin' like the ones in 11.)

Now take a look at your desktop!

Yabba dabba doo!

Just like XP!

But there's more, unfortunately.

5. Startin' Up The Start Menu.

The Start Menu is essential to anyone who wants to get goin' on it.

The closest you can get to that sweet XP style is Open-Shell.

Unrelated, but it's 6 AM; I'm tired, but you need to know how to do the thing, right? RIGHT?

Once you start installin' Open-Shell, you can install the features you want. (Make sure to install the menu, though.)

Once you install Open-Shell, go to the directory C:\Program Files\Open-Shell\Skins and throw this bad boy in there.

Next, find the Open-Shell Menu Settings, click the Backup button, select Load from XML file, and then select this file.

Now, you'll find that the icons might not be sorted how you like them; that's because it's sorted how whoever made that skin liked them. (I'm not sure who made the skin.) You can't change the right column's icon places in the menu as easily because the icons will be missaligned, you'd have set each icon again, with each change.

Also, the name and icon is stuck as Administrator in the top bar of the Start Menu; that's because that's just how the skin's built. :(

Also, the lower rows on the second column's icon labels are bold, when they shouldn't be, the Log Off icon label's black for some reason, the Turn Off Computer icon label's smooth, and the spacin' for the 6 recent programs is slightly off. Yet, somehow, no one's come up with a better skin.

6. WindowBlinded By Riches.

Get your mom's credit card; we are in trouble.

You want the classic Luna XP window borders, right? You want the classic funny XP sounds, right?

There's ways of doin' just that, but none of them have less than 5 antiviruses goin' off in VirusTotal.

That's why Stardock (yes, that Stardock) made Windowblinds so everyone could have different themes for Windows.

Now, that's good and all, but there's a small problem with all that stuff. Multiple actually.

1. You might have to redo some of the stuff from step 4 of this guide once you apply the style.

2. It doesn't change the sounds.

3. Most important of all, it's 30 bucks!

I'm very much overreactin' about the severity of this.

Well, install WindowBlinds real fast, and I'll tell you what to do from there.

You might have to make an account to start the free trial.

Oh, yeah, there's a free trial. If you like it enough, you can buy the key to activate it forever for 30 bucks. I'm sure there's alternatives, but I'm stupid and don't know any.

Once you get to the main menu, all you gotta do is select the Luna theme.

Just kiddin, as with anyone who takes a likin' to the past, you gotta put in some effort to get there.

Set the settings to the set of settings I set. (You can tell what they are by the pictures, knucklehead.)

You will notice you have to repeat the font parts of step 4 of this page; this is because Windowblinds wasn't made with foresight. Why didn't I tell you to apply the font settings after I told you about Windowblinds? This page wasn't made with foresight, either.

One thing to note, you better not use Windowblinds 11 on Windows 10. The likelihood of the destruction of your OS increases exponentially. (It makes sense, this page is for Windows 11, not 10, dummies.)

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Alright pal, we got the Windows all xp-ey, now how about those sounds?

Stardock's got an answer to that, too, and as you might guess, it pays a price.

Everyone applaud for SoundPackager.

It carries the burden of a lesser $5.

SoundPackager is pretty similar to WindowBlinds in installation, so I won't go over that. (And also because it's too much work.)

Once you get it installed, though, you'll wanna activate Enhanced Sound in the SoundPackager settings.

Next, you might feel tempted to select the Windows XP one already at your disposal, and you can if you want, but I made my own, which I think is COOLER.

So, yeah, here's that.

Once you download that, just right click it and press Install Stardock SoundPackager Sound pack, then that should make it available as an option in SoundPackager.

If you find the visuals of Windowblinds' Luna theme to be inaccurate, you can get this theme. It comes with other XP themes than just Luna, too! The only problem is that it can be slightly buggy for a small group, not me though. Should you use that theme, you might also want to check off Do not apply any style system wide fonts in the theme's font settings, and step 4 of this page will have to be repeated once again.

Also, you need to blacklist Roblox from WindowBlinds if you wanna play it. Shame.

7. "Yikes!" The Taskbar Tray Icons.

I'm from Indiana, so I'd know about it, but I hope you're ready for some Indiana Jonesin'.

You'll notice that to the far right of the taskbar next to the clock, there's loomin' icons in a tray that can be hidden or shown. This was the bane of my existence to change to the classic counterparts.

Sounds easy to change, right? You just, like, select the icons, and, like... Change them?

Well, there's some bad complications.

There must be about a million single ways to go down. ('Cause I'm a lonely stranger in this time bomb town.)

What I mean is, you can't really change them. You can get rid of them, and you can make them appear (in two ways, I'll explain that), but you can't change what they display.

So, our mission is this: Replace the 3 icons that are usually displayed by the system, along with the eject icon, with their XP counterparts. (The battery icon, network icon, volume icon, and the optional eject icon.)

Now, in order to make sense out of this thing on your part, get this: most icons on Windows 11 are stored in .DLL files and .MUN files, so if you wanna change an icon, you'll need to change one of those files.

These files usually contain more than icons, though. You'll see a picture that accurately describes my idea of this system. They have other content along with it too, so you'll need to get a file that is exactly the same as the original one with the exception of havin' different icons in it.

And then, you'll have to get permission from the mysterious Administrator and his trusty sidekick, TrustedInstaller to rename the original file since it's in a system folder. (The reason you have to rename it is because it's still bein' used by Windows, and deletin' it on the spot... Messes up things I guess? And renamin' it doesn't?)

Then take your other file (the one with the icons you want in it) and put it in that folder.

Restart Windows and then go back in and delete the file with the icons you don't want in it if you wanna be neat: You have changed the icons. Hip hip hurray.

With that in order, let's start with the hard stuff.

Now, the battery icon really did feel like battery when I had to make the .MUN file for it, but nonetheless it was made, and here it is, batmeter.dll.mun.zip. (I had to put it in a .ZIP file to send it; otherwise, not only would Chrome think it's evil, Malwarebytes Browser Guard would think it's equivalent to the MEMZ trojan; you should be competent enough to know how to extract files from a .ZIP file by now.)

You won't get by without SndVolSSO.dll.mun.zip or stobject.dll.mun.zip either. Also, Chrome may still block the downloads, but the only reason it tries is because it's pretty unusual for people to be doin' this kinda thing.

So, since the files we are tryin' to replace are in a system folder, we gotta get permission to do the Indiana Jones stuff.

Now, I'm gonna give you step-by-step instructions with pictures of what this process looks like, so you'll understand what to do a bit easier.

1. Go to C:\Windows and select the SystemResources folder, but don't go into it.

2. Right-click the folder and select Properties, then select the Security tab.

3. Click Advanced and click Change, then enter in "Everyone" and then click Check Names.

4. Click OK until you reach the Security tab again, then click Edit.

5. Select Administrators and check Full Control, then click OK.This is REALLY frustratin', isn't it?

6. Click Advanced and click Change, then enter in "NT Service\TrustedInstaller" and then click Check Names.

7. Click OK until all the Properties windows are closed, and just the Explorer remains.

A little complicated, but atleast your computer didn't explode.

Well, you got the permissions, so now you gotta rename the 3 original files to somethin' to where the system can't tell it's the same file it was usin', yet you can, like, "batmeter.dll1.mun" for the battery icon.

The files to rename, as you might have guessed, are batmeter.dll.mun, SndVOLSSO.dll.mun, and stobject.dll.mun.

Alright, assumin' you did all that, now all you gotta do is drop the 3 modified Windows XP .MUN files in the same folder SystemResources (make sure they are named the same as the Windows 11 .MUN files), restart your computer, and maybe delete the original Windows 11 .MUN files if you are a neat freak like me.

Yayayay, old icons, hopefully.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

The network icon ain't changed!

Remember NetAnimate? Hohoho...

Retrobar's more advanced than you thought; not only can you hide icons that automatically choose to be hidden, you can hide ANY icon.

Just right-click the tray and select Customize Notifications...

Then, you can select the behavior of the icons, like completely removin' the network icon.

Still, there's no network icon now!

Cue NetAnimate.

Don't worry about half of the website bein' in Russian and download that thingaroosky.

Select the XP icons once you install it, and you can figure out the rest of the program yourself. >:)

And make it visible all the time with the Retrobar settings.

You can also sort the order of the icons that appear in the tray by disablin' and enablin' them usin' Retrobar. (Somewhat, that is; you have to disable them all and enable them with the one you want left-most first, and work your way to the right.

So, uh, yeah, it was complicated, but hey, cool icons! B)

8. Becomin' the End User. (The fine print! Get it? Get it?)

Heaven is one step away.

So, let me list off some minor things you might wanna (but don't have to) do along with this.

Well, you can make your browser's homepage this.

I suppose you could also download this bundle of XP stuff I compiled.

And... Uhh... Hey, wait a minute!

There's nothin' left! I think that means we're done!

9. Success.

Congrats. For the low, low price of $35, around 2 days of work, and a possibility of Bellevue, you're livin' in the past like me.

Your desktop should look a little somethin' like this.

I didn't list everythin' I did here, but the rest is more just stuff that really only means somethin' to me.

Now, you can sit back, rest easy, and bask in the glory of retro-ality. And yes, I was listenin' to the BTTF soundtrack while typin' this.

Also, if you wanted, you could have just downgraded to Windows 10 and installed Windows eXPerience, which looks way better than all this.

Get back, Marty.

Things I should probably say:

1. This page was finally finished after 8 months on November 12th, at 10:04 PM. Date and time sound familiar?

2. I have no idea how to use (this) and -- this -- in a sentence.

3. Thanks to jtd who gave some advice on sendin' files of settings, and to my friend Vasily for proofreadin' this to make sure it's intelligible.

By the way, if you have any trouble understandin' what I'm sayin', contact me on Discord. (My username there is AdamTheStick, who coulda thunk it?)